Trespassing

A few months ago we shared with you a little section from our local Whidbey Island Newspaper called "The Sheriff's Report".

It's still unclear WHY they publish this, but I'm glad they do because it's stinkin funny!

This weeks episodes included:

Tuesday at 1:32 p.m. - A caller reported a silver or gray Mercedes heading south on Hwy 525 that had a board sticking out of the sunroof. The board was sliding around, and the caller thought is was unsafe.

Tuesday at 5:31 p.m. - A man wanted to ask questions about the noise ordinance, because his grand children's band was practicing at the end of Grimm Rd.

Wednesday at 11:05 a.m. - A caller said there was a 33 year old man who was on a sandbar and couldn't make it to the shore. (Hazards of living on an Island)

And the Kicker.....


Thursday at 12:21 p.m. - A Woman said her neighbors were trespassing on her davenport. It's an ongoing problem, she said!

Seriously?!!

I guess it all depends who's on your couch!


This guy can stay.....





Someone please call 911!!